[1] L1: EMAIL WARMUP — "Just checking in 🙂" (📧, green)
[2] L2: SMS PROBE — "Karen has your number now" (📱, green)
[3] L3: WHATSAPP + VOICE CALL — "Karen calls. Karen always calls." (📞, yellow)
[4] L4: OSINT RESEARCH — "Karen knows where you work" (🔍, yellow)
[5] L5: EMAIL CC — "Looping in your coworker for visibility" (👁️, orange)
[6] L6: SLACK ESCALATION — "Posted to #karen-escalations" (💼, orange)
[7] L7: DISCORD @EVERYONE — "The server has been notified" (🚨, red)
[8] L8: GOOGLE CALENDAR — "The meeting has been scheduled. Attendance is mandatory." (📅, red)
[9] L9: GITHUB OPEN MATTERS — "Your debt is now public record" (📖, purple)
[10] L10: FEDEX FORMAL LETTER — "A physical letter is en route. Karen means business." (☢️, nuclear pink)